Because true pizza lovers know it isn’t just a food, it’s a lifestyle. Via Etsy.
If only they smelled like pizza. Get a pair here.
They missed a really good “crust” pun, but this is still awesome. Grab one here.
No suit is complete without a pie on each wrist. Get yours here.
Pair this baby with those cufflinks and people will know you don’t mess around with pizza. Find it here.
Nothing says “We’ll be friends forever” like a good slice of ‘za. Get yours here.
(These are nipple pasties). (AND THEY GLOW IN THE DARK). Buy a pair here.
Don’t act you never wanted to crawl inside a warm slice of pizza and take a quick nap. Get one here.
This is a perfectly acceptable engagement ring, don’t let anyone tell you any differently. Yours is here.
Pin this baby wherever your pizza-loving heart desires! Purchase yours here.
They’re fingerless so you can still eat your pizza when you’re wearing them. Get a pair here.
That burger might seem out of place, but consider how amazing burger-pizza would taste? Find yours here.
Most people would think having pizza in your hair is a bad thing. Most people would be wrong. Purchase yours here.
This is, hands down, the best place to put pizza.